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step to remembering information involve the following steps and level:
1. you remember 20% of what you hear.
2. 40% of what you hear and write.
3. 60% of what you hear, write and say.
4. 80% of what you here, write, say and practice.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwiTIzkF4cw&itct=CB8QpDAYBSITCN3HkNPT7ssCFUclHAodb00HdlIdaG93IHRvIGNoYXJnZSB5b3VyIHBob25lIGZhc3Q%3D&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google
Nigerian police force mass recruitment form -
this commences on the 1st April 2016.
The application guideline is as follow:
I have listed some of things that will be required by the time you'll be filling the Nigerian police force online recruitment form.
1. You must be a citizen of Nigeria
2. You must have a valid identity card. You can use your voters card, Driving licences or international passport.
3. You must have your first school leaving certificate
4. Five credit pass including English language and mathematics is compulsory. (For those applying for Police Constables)
5. Ordinary National Diploma (OND), Advanced Level (A level), National Certificate in Education (NCE) or their equivalents for Cadet Inspectors.
6. University degree or a Higher National Diploma (HND) for Nigerian Police Recruitment Cadet ASP applicants.
The website for the application can be assesed through these links
www.npfcareers2016.net
http://www.psc.gov.ng
http://www.npf.gov.ng
GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. If You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(B-) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME(university matriculation exam) result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)i
BEST OF GOOD LUCK!
Invigilator: Comr. Romeo without juliet.
ANSWERS
1=the answer is directly proportional to resources invested with time T. when T=2yrs.
2=we are going to use MAGA (fools) equation from advance mumu (stupid) theory to solve that.
3=number of girls directly proportional to the degree of future poverty.
4.=<20 percent cos 80% of wot happens to the sister depends on her choice and not on her brother's lifestyle.
5.=>70% negligence because the daughter must be olosho (prostitute) or robber without them noticing.
6.=>60% since it doesn't read meter and provided she hasn't contact STD, loss her fertility or became possessed with demon.
7.=10km of stupidity.
I feel like using this medium to express my view concerning the way many Nigerian are blaming poor state of the economy on the present government. so far GMB is stop beta than Obasanjo or Jonathan...those 2 guys are just lucky than him...like during OBJ's tenure crude oil was $150 per barrel.
$100 @ Jonathan's and lot of corruption flourished..
But now when Buhari take over crude oil fell to $30 per barrel...so we collect little dollars from our crude export and buy refined one at high price...story of naija is similar to ancient Egypt story and our Joseph was OBJ who was brought from prison to ASO rock in time of but instead of doing what Joseph did to use d money to develop 9ja like Dubai did wit doing own money to make their dessert beat Paris record...instead they still our money and invest it in foreign countries..and was busy trying to monopolise power for him self and his political associates...but now oil boom as turn to oil doom...and we are now blaming the man that was trying to repair the destruction that have been happening since time of IBB( it was the birth of corruption)...remember Obasanjo self felt like saint wen he saw corruption in GEJ government...so to me GMB is still the best for the past 30yrs..he case is just like someone moved into a house that owe NEPA bill and NEPA is cut the light from pole and wen he moved in..was it his fault or past tenant/occupant who failed to pay the accumulated bill...so in my opinion i tink is wrong to blame him...rather we should support his anticorruption war...because that's the greatest problem facing Nigeria...If financial corruption is eradicated, then Nigeria will be a better place...I hereby encourage all and sundry to join the war against financial crime and corruption
this bike was weaved using same materials used in making basket and was made by a Nigerian artist.
this is little compere to the sea of mind blowing art work i encounter on daily bases...this one of the countless prove to show that naija got tallent indeed.
