FUNNIEST MATHEMATICAL ANSWER FOR FUNNIEST GCE QUESTION

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

1. If You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(B-) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME(university matriculation exam) result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)i

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ANSWERS
1=the answer is directly proportional to resources invested with time T. when T=2yrs.

2=we are going to use MAGA (fools) equation from advance mumu (stupid) theory to solve that.

3=number of girls directly proportional to the degree of future poverty.

4.=<20 percent cos 80% of wot happens to the sister depends on her choice and not on her brother's lifestyle.

5.=>70% negligence because the daughter must be olosho (prostitute) or robber without them noticing.

6.=>60% since it doesn't read meter and provided she hasn't contact STD, loss her fertility or became possessed with demon.

7.=10km of stupidity.